21 September 2026
Added a bullet point to my profile of Robert, under the heading 'Other interests', talking about Robert's interest in money.
I've also added a few new paragraphs to the end of the Goes Wrong/Taskmaster page, talking about Alex Horne as the Cornley Drama Society's assistant! And, while I'm making additions to existing pages, I've added a new image and a few new paragraphs to the bottom of the page about games in the green room.
20 September 2026
Posted a new work of fanfiction to Annie's dressing room! The Annie Twilloil School of Problem-Solving (1,300 words) is a short fic about Annie and Robert trying to reunite Jonathan with his daughter.
19 September 2026
Dennis's dressing room is now accessible, including a character profile of Dennis! It's just Max who doesn't have anywhere to change, now. Sorry, Max! I'll try to build a dressing room for you soon.
As a heads-up, I've started trying to add 'home' links alongside the 'back' links on more deeply nested pages, just to make this site a little easier to navigate! The entire 'exploring a physical space' concept makes navigation inherently tricky, but I might as well do what I can to improve it. This will be a slow process, as I'm mostly doing it when I happen to be editing a page for other reasons, so things might be a little inconsistent for a while. Fortunately, the name The Website That Goes Wrong makes it easier to get away with this sort of thing.
16 September 2026
I saw The Comedy About Spies for a second time last night! I've written about my experience (including meeting the cast at the stage door) over here in, unsurprisingly, the Comedy About Spies section of the website.
15 September 2026
I've been writing a lot of character profiles lately, so I thought I'd keep up the pace! Added a profile of Vanessa to Vanessa's dressing room.
14 September 2026
Added Annie's dressing room, with a short profile of Annie's character! Just Dennis and Max's dressing rooms to go, and then every member of the drama society will have a place to stay on this website.
12 September 2026
I've written a couple of short character profiles, one for Sandra and one for Jonathan, and added them to Sandra's and Jonathan's dressing rooms respectively.
11 September 2026
I wrote another fic and added the AO3 link to the Grovebean page! Audition Strategies (2,700 words, Robert/Chris/Sandra), suitable only for readers over the age of fifteen, is a story in which Robert and Sandra compete for the same role in slightly inappropriate ways.
Surely I will at some point run out of Goes Wrong fanfiction ideas? Surely there are only so many ways in which a person can throw Chris Bean and Robert Grove into bed together. And yet here we are again.
7 September 2026
Two additions! Heads-up: both of these additions are only suitable for audiences over the age of fifteen.
Firstly, I've written a new work of fanfiction and linked to it from the Grovebean page! In the Wings (2,500 words, Robert/Chris) is a Goes Wrong/Dragonriders of Pern crossover, in which Chris and Robert suddenly find themselves in a world where they ride dragons. Warning: this fic deals with Pern-typical consent issues.
Secondly, the post-watershed section of the site has a new page about Robert's sexual tastes. I'm sorry I've devoted so much of this website to being weird about Robert.
4 September 2026
Added a short page about Robert, Chris and Trevor's relationship to the green room.
I used to have a bit of rambling about how the Cornley crew would use Tumblr in the introduction, which made the introduction a little too long! I've rehoused my Tumblr thoughts on a new page in the green room.
3 September 2026
I've written a short, silly work of Comedy About Spies fanfiction and added the link to, aptly enough, the Comedy About Spies section. Angling for the Part (1,000 words, Janet/Woodbead) is about Janet paying Woodbead's hotel room a visit, planning to take him up on his apparent flirtation. Farce is a real challenge to write! I don't know how Lewis and Shields manage it.
2 September 2026
Added the stage door to the playhouse, with my thoughts on what the Cornley Drama Society would be like if you met them after a show!
I've also added another new play to the stage: Pokémon: The First Movie Play, where you can discover my thoughts on which Pokémon the drama society would have.
31 August 2026
A new addition to the stage: a section on The Comedy About Spies, housing my notes on the experience of seeing the 30 August matinée!
Said notes also include my account of meeting the (delightful!) cast at the stage door. I embarrassed myself slightly, I think, but it could have been much worse!
29 August 2026
Made a couple of small additions to the 'miscellaneous thoughts on Robert' page in Robert's dressing room, headed 'fashion' and 'mugging'.
27 August 2026
I've been thinking for a while that I should include some means of contacting me directly on the introduction page, so I've added my email address. It's cunningly hidden somewhere in this picture of Robert Grove; see if you can find it, and feel free to get in touch! I'm happy to receive Cornley-related thoughts or questions, suggestions for things to add to this website, fanfiction requests, 'why are you so weird about Robert?' enquiries etc.
26 August 2026 (NOT 2025)
I've written a new work of fanfiction: it takes a village (or perhaps an ensemble) (1,000 words), in which Sandra announces her pregnancy and Robert gets odd ideas about the parentage. It didn't really seem to fit anywhere on the website, so I've added Sandra's dressing room!
I've also added a new play to the stage: Death Note: The Musical. (This page will probably only make sense if you're familiar with Death Note.)
Over in the post-watershed section of the site (only suitable for readers over the age of fifteen), I've added a page of thoughts on a Cornley Drama Society orgy (definitely only suitable for readers over the age of fifteen).
22 August 2025 2026
Added a new brief note to the top of the 'miscellaneous thoughts on Robert' page in Robert's dressing room, headed 'defending Robert's honour'.
WAIT, I'VE JUST REALISED I'VE DATED THE LAST THREE UPDATES AS 2025. It's 2026!! Truly the website that goes wrong.
17 August 2025
Have you ever wondered what Robert Grove would look like as a cat? Of course you have. Wonder no longer; I have added a new page to Robert's dressing room, designed to answer this crucial question.
15 August 2025
Added a new work of fanfiction to the Grovebean page! The Director Realises is technically a Robert/Chris/Trevor fic, rather than just Robert/Chris; Robert and Trevor get together, and Chris gets jealous.
Did you see that Jonathan Sayer and Henry Lewis are in the upcoming MCU series VisionQuest? Why would they put hot hot Henry Lewis in the MCU, knowing full well that I cannot watch 658 hours of MCU bullshit to catch up? He's looking so handsome in the trailer! It's wrong and it's cruel.
12 August 2026
I've created a silly new header image for the page about the Cornley Drama Society playing videogames, located in the green room! I realised that Galuf's sprite in Final Fantasy V is oddly perfect for Robert Grove, and the rest was inevitable.
4 August 2026
I've written a new work of Robert/Chris fanfiction (this one with some Robert/Chris/Trevor implications) and added the AO3 link to the Grovebean fanfiction page! The Medic is a story in which Robert, having decided he'd like to have sex with Chris, asks Trevor to be present as the first aider. 2,200 words, suitable for readers in their teens and up; there are sexual themes, obviously, but nothing particularly explicit.
31 July 2026
Made a small change to the layout of this site in order to neaten things up: the scriptwriting room and kitchen now lead off the green room instead of the main page, which was getting a bit cluttered.
I've also made an addition to the Grovebean section: a page containing my notes on Twice Shy, my work of fanfiction about Robert as a vampire.
28 July 2026
Added a tiny, silly page about frogs to the green room. As with a lot of the things I post to this website, this is an observation I originally made on my Tumblr, so, if it sounds familiar, you might already have seen it on there!
More significantly, I've also added Trevor's tech box, housing a brief overview of Trevor's character traits!
15 July 2026
Added a couple of things to the Grovebean page: a link to a collection of drabbles I wrote for the Cornley Christmas (in July) Chaos event, and a page about how Robert would react to learning that Chris is a trans man.
There's a lot of bad image editing on this site, both as a tribute to the Goes Wrong concept and because I am simply bad at image editing, but the image on the new page is by far the worst. There were no suitable images from Goes Wrong canon to illustrate the concept of trans Chris, so I made an absolutely dire attempt to incorporate the trans flag into a screenshot. I'm so sorry.
29 June 2026
Added a new page to the green room, talking about whether I think the members of the drama society play videogames.
20 June 2026
Added a new page to Robert's dressing room, recording my favourite posts from Robert's official Twitter account!
I've created a button for this site and added it to the introduction page, in case anyone would like to link back here.
I've also added a couple of paragraphs to the end of the 'Cornley in Bed' page, talking about the challenges of putting Chris and Robert in bed together. Please be aware that this page is only suitable for readers over the age of fifteen!
19 June 2026
Added a 'shag, marry or kill?' page to the green room.
17 June 2026
Added a new page to Robert's dressing room, this one for brief thoughts about Robert that don't fit anywhere else!
9 June 2026
Added a new Goes Wrong dream to the dreams page in the green room.
8 June 2026
I've written a new work of Robert/Chris fanfiction and added the AO3 link to the Grovebean fanfiction page! The Other is a story about Robert and Chris's relationship in a universe in which Chris is a woman. 3,600 words, suitable for readers aged fifteen and up.
I've also added a few new paragraphs to the end of the Lodge page: a little follow-up to the story of how I got into The Goes Wrong Show! The new text starts at 'Half a year later, incidentally...'
1 June 2026
The West End version of The Play That Goes Wrong is currently in the middle of a cast changeover, in that strange limbo between the final performance of the previous cast and the first performance of the new one! I first saw The Play That Goes Wrong with the cast that's now departing, so this is stirring up some odd emotions. I've written a short reflection on the changeover and added it to the Haversham Manor section.
27 May 2026
I've added a second chapter to In Position, my work of Robert/Trevor fanfiction! (This is part of the Robert/everyone series you can access from Robert's dressing room.) You can find the full fic here on AO3. 3,000 words, suitable for readers aged fifteen and up.
20 May 2026
Added a new page to the green room, talking about the results of a Cornley character popularity poll.
19 May 2026
Added Jonathan's dressing room! Which is... more or less what you'd expect.
18 May 2026
Added a page about my Goes Wrong dreams, accessible from the green room!
16 May 2026
Added a page about my favourite Robert costumes to Robert's dressing room!
15 May 2026
This is where you'll find updates! When there are updates to announce, I mean. I've only just launched this website, so right now everything is new. But later there will be newer things, probably!