Welcome to the Cornley Playhouse! I am Riona, the site's creator. (Please picture me saying 'creator' in the same way Chris Bean says 'director'.)

One small note before we begin. The Goes Wrong Show and its associated plays are largely suitable for all ages. However, on account of a memo that mistakenly said GO SEX rather than NO SEX, this website does contain some light sexual themes. It's all in text form - there are no explicit images or videos - but the site is only suitable for audience members over the age of thirteen.

I can give you a quick introduction to this website, or explain what's new. Or, if you prefer, you could just start exploring the playhouse.

If you follow the sound of vocal exercises, you can find Robert in his dressing room. Chris's dressing room is just opposite, alongside Sandra's and Max's, and you'll find Vanessa's dressing room a little further down, near Annie's and Jonathan's. A small door at the end of the corridor has a paper sign that says DENNIS tacked hastily up over the previous label of BATHROOM. Trevor doesn't have a dressing room, but you might be able to find him in his tech box down by the stage.

The green room is over there. Take a look, if you'd like; you might find some of the cast members having a chat.

Or, if you'd like to see a play, you can head down to the stage.

After the show, if you'd like to speak to the members of the Cornley Drama Society, you might be able to catch them at the stage door.

There's a guestbook by the entrance, if you'd like to say anything about this site! Or, if you'd like to contact the site's creator more directly, I think my email address is cunningly hidden somewhere around here.